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October 23rd, 2003Sometimes ads just magically fit with the articles they’re next to…
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October 23rd, 2003Stiff discipline for boys’ Viagra prank:
Six schoolboys have been rushed to hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school says.
I can’t think of much to add, really. But that’s ok.
My favorite quote: “By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done.”
Hey y’all, watch this!
September 4th, 2003
Man’s horror firecracker injuries
AN horrific firecracker accident which left an Illawarra man incontinent and unable to have sex has prompted warnings from police and health authorities.
The 26-year-old man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks.
Part of me wants to feel bad for this guy; I mean, he’s really messed up. Most of me, though, has to ask how this guy somehow managed to lose his brain. I mean, this dude is 26 and you’d think he’d know better than to stick a firecracker in his butt.