What a strange planet it is
Very little spam makes it through to my Gmail inbox. I just noticed that one made it past the filters, welcoming me to LDSPlanet.com. You can see a copy here.
Mormon dating sites. What will they think of next?
My only guess is they spam people with accounts. It has my username as HotGoofy. Which is… sad, really.
I couldn’t resist.
I hit the “auto login” link and it immediately asked me to update my profile:
I love the “temple status box:
I picked some random fields, then it sent me on to what I assume is the main page. At the top, of course, was an offer to upgrade to their pay features. Oddly enough it had a countdown on it, as if they wouldn’t take my money after 10 minutes.
The profile as hysterical. It had my listed as 47, in (where else?) Utah. My stats are apparently:
- Male
- 47 years old
- 5′ 9″ tall
- Athletic build
- Dark Brown hair - Green eyes
- Good looking
- College (education)
- Esthetician (occupation)
- Divorced
- Has 2 children, lives with 2
- Never attends church
- Temple Worthy
(For the record: I’m 5′8, happily married, no kids, brown eyes, and I’ve never been called athletic in my life. I picked Esthetician randomly from the list, and had to look up what it meant. It’s as accurate as the rest.)
You can search on a number of criteria, for gals (or guys, I assume) from 18 to 99, standing anywhere from 4′ to 7′11″ tall. How nice.
I have rarely been this amused at spam.