Of crazy preachers and dead bodies
My buddy Wade forwarded two links to me, which he thinks are connected.
First, Benny Hinn thinks he’s gonna be raising the dead. Really.
Of course, according to the controversial faith healer, the television sets will need be tuned to TBN. “You’re going to have people raised from the dead watching this network. … People around the world who will lose loved ones will say to undertakers, ‘Not yet, I want to take my dead loved one and place him in front of that TV set for 24 hours,’” Hinn announced to the network’s followers.
Next, a dead woman was kept in her house for 2 1/2 years. The connection?
Dr. Owens says the deceased believed when she died she would come back to life and her caregiver wanted to honor that wish…
Dr. Owen’s says each day the caregiver would check in on the deceased, spraying away flies and maggots, and sometimes turning on the TV.
You can’t make this stuff up.