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Man’s horror firecracker injuries
AN horrific firecracker accident which left an Illawarra man incontinent and unable to have sex has prompted warnings from police and health authorities.
The 26-year-old man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks.
Part of me wants to feel bad for this guy; I mean, he’s really messed up. Most of me, though, has to ask how this guy somehow managed to lose his brain. I mean, this dude is 26 and you’d think he’d know better than to stick a firecracker in his butt.